In an absurd legal twist, Kyle Rittenhouse, controversial figure from the Kenosha shooting trial, has drawn inspiration from an unlikely source: the so-called lizard people. His legal team, known for unconventional strategies, argues that if contractors can file liens, so can individuals—and perhaps even lizard people. Citing the fictional 1957 case The United States v. The Little Green Men from Mars, they claim liens can even extend to planets.

Rittenhouse’s latest target? Whoopi Goldberg’s Malibu home, seeking a $22 million settlement. His attorney, reptilian enthusiast Mr. Slithers, defended the move: “If contractors can file liens, why not individuals—or lizard people? We’re leveraging the system’s quirks.”

The 1957 case, allegedly granting Martians the right to lien Earth’s landmarks, is disputed by legal scholars but embraced by Rittenhouse’s team. Whoopi Goldberg, yet to respond, may face a surreal legal challenge that could redefine property law.

“Applying liens to extraterrestrial or celebrity assets is unprecedented,” said Professor Scales, barely suppressing laughter. Whether dismissed as a farce or considered seriously, this case highlights the thin line between satire and reality. In today’s world of conspiracy theories, this extraterrestrial legal drama stands as a bizarre commentary on modern absurdities.

Disclaimer: This satirical article is fictional.